thing in a bag


noun. in the flash animated series of homestar runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that strong bad uses by looking into a paper bag. homestar runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the thing in a bag, and does errands for strong bad to curry his favor.
hs: what are you doing?

sb: hanging out at the stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

hs: can i see?

sb: no. it’s for me. and the cheat. and strong mad.

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