Thinking outside the dirtbox
to either accept your girlfriend’s refusal to allow -n-l s-x or to find a creative way to get her to change her mind.
chris: my girlfriend says she finds the thought of -n-l s-x disgusting.
stu: looks like you’re going to have to start thinking outside the dirtbox.
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