thinkoff


the ability to have an -rg-sm without any physical stimulation. anyone can do it, male or female. some can do it by deep-breathing. most use their imagination. there’s no c-m but it feels just like an -rg-sm.
i just had a thinkoff, and it was amazing!
the ability to -rg-sm without s-xual intercourse. as demonstrated on strange s-x on own network, it involves people lying on the floor, laughing or moaning, and flailing their arms and legs.
person 1: dude, i just totally think offed in cl-ss.

person 2: i was wondering why you were moaning and hitting me in the face…

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