thinkpol


the word means ‘think police’. any other definition is plain stupid. the concept comes from 1984, a book by george orwell written to ill-strate totalitarianism so extreme that even your thoughts are controlled.

the actual word isn’t in 1984 but it derives from ‘interpol’, the international police organisation.

also a band from a uk, but that doesn’t matter.
a: “i had a really good time at that concentration camp.”
b: “really? so george was lying about it being deadly and dismal.”
a: “that’s why the thinkpol have sent him back there.”
a bagel eating jew
stay away from my bagel you “thinkpol”
a very, very strange, slightly disturbing individual

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