masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.
charlie: whataya wanna do today?

me: i dunno. lets thinksturbate on it.

charlie: get the jergens
the claimed ability of some women to achieve -rg-sm through the power of positive thinking.

according to these femme fatales, they simply think s-xy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet d-ld– and eventually release comes in the form of an -rg-sm.

mri tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.
carmen craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her mri.

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