thinkulator
the part of one’s brain that actually does the thinking-as opposed to the areas that deal with s-x (“me want f-ck!”), food (“me want peanut b-tter cups.”), relationships (“me want f-ck!”), seeking shelter/safety (frequently negotiated via demand for/willingness to provide s-x and peanut b-tter cups), fashion sense (“you’re going to wear that?”).
taking the college entrance exam really strained my “thinkulator”-i can tell because i notice a “fizzing” sensation in my head, then my eyes and ears start crossing and uncrossing.
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