thinkwanking


verb – 1. imagining something so exciting you achieve -rg-sm. 2. fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve -rg-sm.
i was so bored, i started thinkw-nking about what i was going to do to my girl after work.

did you see the girl by the tulips, i’m totally thinkw-nking about her right now.

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