Third Wife


1) this is the wife that replaced the last wife who replaced the wife before that. every time you were said i’ll never do that sh-t again.

2) the girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife

3) a woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
while going to school i met my third wife

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