thirst cow


a female with an unquenchable thirst. her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.
my school is full of thirst cows, put down the starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat sh-t.

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