Thirst-tip
when you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a s-xual manner. your level of l-st, “thirst”, is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of s-xy time with said individual. these instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. the thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.
“dude, heather at bdubs is so hot. i left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab”
“ah, gross man. she’s super deece. ”
“i know….i’m just so thirsty”
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