thirsteoporosis
a condition in which pre-teens and younger teens have the urge to s-x something that isn’t their hand for once. commonly contracted in the first romantic or intimate relationship the child takes part in.
male humanoid #1 : “my buddy, #2, has been acting strange lately, i heard he got a girlfriend. he must have thirsteoporosis.”
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