Thirstographer
the state of being incredibly thirsty, usually combined with a potent laziness that prevents one from obtaining a drink without asking someone to get it for him/her first. both of these symptoms are commonly drug-induced.
yo, enrique, p-ss me a brew. i’m a thirstographer over here after that l-st–z
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