Thirsty Hippo


essentially the white mans purple drink, except it’s red… it is a coctail containing: 1 gallon of cherry kool aid, 1 liter of cheap vodka, and 1 can of four loko fruit punch flavored. it costs about 13$ to make and will f-ck alot of people up fast. it is a popular drink in lancaster ny, a mainly white suburb of buffalo ny, so purple drink doesnt fly in lancaster, instead we drink thirsty hippo.
brian: all i have is a liter of cheap -ss vodka, a can of four loko, and some kool aid. wtf am i supposed to do with this sh-t?
sidney: lets make some thirsty hippo and get f-cked up!

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