Thirsty Vagina
the s-xual act in which the man inserts two fishhooks (with line) into the woman’s v-g-n-, latching each securely to the inner walls of the uterus. once each hook has penetrated the uterus walls deeply, the man pulls on the fishing line, either tearing a partial amount of the uterus, or the entire organ. once a fair amount of the woman’s organ is outside of the body, the male drenches out any liquid in the organ. after v-g-n-l fluid is collected in a dish, the man drinks the fluids.
dude, i just gave that girl a thirsty v-g-n-!
yeah man, i haven’t given one in a while. gotta get that tackle-box out!
yeah!
-high fives-
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