Thirtigo


the feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything’s-possible stage of adulthood, and approach the next stage, the one that comes with wrinkles and disappointments.
me: i feel anxious.
you: about what?
me: nothing. everything.
you how old are you?
me: 28.
you: maybe it’s thirtigo.
me: maybe you’re a jerk.
you: suit yourself.
me: wait, don’t leave. i’m too old to make new friends.

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