This ends NOW
statement uttered in a testosterone fog, in a deep voice, when the absolute maximum tolerable insult has been reached. it is a preface to the mother-of-all fights, but said by the one who is doomed to lose spectacularly. whether it is the bully that keeps coming back, a villain that keeps getting their villainous plot foiled by a superhero, or just that you would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids, it all ends now.
hero: “you stink at being a bad guy”
brute: “we’ll see about that” turns and leaves
hero: “… and you’re ugly too”
brute: -grunts- keeps walking
hero: “… and your mom in her fursuit is pretty hawt in bed”
brute: stops and turns “this ends now!” charges, dies hilariously
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