some really thirsty hoe
dude, i pulled myself a thistill last night, she was so thirsty my banjo snapped
when your weekend is so awesome that it gets extended screw going to work on monday, i’m totally going to weekstend!
- mexican teapot
the act of inserting your p-n-s into your spouse’s mouth, urinating i to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose. my legs got soaked after giving helen a mexican teapot
usually a person that swings sarcasm like a pro and has the ability to tell someone to ho to h-ll in such a way that they look forward to the ride. commonly a blunt, straight forward person that has little to no regard for what you say or think, you hate them but wish you […]
a person born with male body parts but grew very large and now has man t-ts even though they still identify themselves as a male. tj has transmant-ts.
- urban bismarck
a rim job that features a small amount of pudding-like poo prairie d-gg-ng, similar to giving a jelly donut a light squeeze to see what flavor of jelly peeks out of the insertion hole. much to my sh-t grin, it suddenly went from a normal -ss eatingsession to an urban bismarck.