thneedeed


\”you need a thneed\” is simply a marketing statement by the character in the book. a thneed is not really needed, but is nonetheless purchased in great quant-ties and manufactured in great quant-ties to the detriment of the environment.
a thing that is not required yet is purchased in great amounts anyways.
ie. a novelty
a snuggie or otherwise utterly useless piece of consumer garbage.
everyone needs a thneed
an item, according to dr suess, which is most definately required.
you need a thneed.

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