thoink
a joint or blunt
hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink i just rolled?
an unusually long hair follicle. often found in unusual parts of ones body where other hairs are not found. if it is with other hairs it is found growing in the opposite direction. thoink sizes can vary from 2 to 3 inches.
“gee mike, take a look at that thoink on your back”
“ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, i can’t bare to look at it any longer!”
slang for “thanks” or “thank you”. invented by a very odd group of young men in southern california who toured throughout the united states with independent bands.
i made $1000 dollars in vegas thoinks!
variations: “thoinkity” or “thoink”
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