Tom’d

trip on ma d-ck – accidentally fall on my p-n-s, leading to intercourse.
dequan : “me? worry bout shaniqua findin’ out ? she can tomd ! ”
becky : “totally !”
while playing mario kart, you get shafted so bad and so many times, that you go from first to last and can’t win the race.

common symptoms of being tom’d are: losing horribly, throwing controllers, screaming at t.v., loss of respect, ridicule from friends, not wanting to play mario kart, and having to leave the house because its late and people need their sleep.
jesse: no, no no no! fu-f-ck!! i just got shafted!!
neil: no jesse, you just got tom’d.
jessie: -throws controller- i’m done with this.
it is an acronym for “t-ties on my d-ck”. used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants t-tties on their d-ck.
tim and bob were talking with sandy and tim said “i wish tom d. was here!”
when you wake up in the morning and your -ss hurts
“what the f-ck, who tom’d me last night?”
stay away from him, he’s a “tommer”
refers to “tippin’ on my d-ck”, a new alternative way to saying lmao or lol.
yea, i saw it coming. i was tomd!!
the unfortunate result of partic-p-ting in a relationship with a womanizing b-st-rd who habitually refers to you as a roommate or buddy even after years of being married or in a serious relationship. the act of being tom’d can lead to anger, dismay, denial, and ultimately complete and utter hatred and disgust for all men.
wife/girlfriend enters restraunt where “tom” is eating with a female

tom (to girl at table)- “have you met my roommate”
girlfriend – “we’ve been married for 4 years…”
girl at table – “d-mn girl you got tom’d big time”
being replaced on mysp-ce in someone’s “top 8” with the system’s default friend tom. considered an incredible insult.
if natalie doesn’t come to my dinosaur party, she’s getting tom’d for sure.

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