Thom Ice
the hardest alcoholic beverage ever made, in tribute to the hardest man alive.
ingredients:
– 12 oz natural ice
– 4 oz jack daniels
– splash of gasoline (or diesel)
– dash of straight skoal spit
thom ice must be shotgunned. once the can is stabbed and the tab is popped, you must light the beverage on fire and proceed to chug.
surgeon general’s warning: consumption of thom ice results in definite death
yo, last night glenn slugged a thom ice… he died
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