thomas forrester
thomas forrester is a very jealous person. he often eats pizza all by himself and won’t share a single slice. thomas is a very posh person who is slightly or sometimes fully h-m-s-xual. he really likes to make h-m-s-xual jokes. overall thomas forrester is a very very unique human being.
thomas forrester is a unique human being.
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