Thomas’ Law
the longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of team fortress 2 being mentioned. the strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that tf2 will come up.
me – “hey thomas. what did you think of that walking dead episode last night?”
them – “why would i have watched it? you know that i played 69 hours of tf2 last night!”
me – “really?! you’re providing a textbook example of thomas’ law!”
me – “what’s wrong with you? you’re acting very aggressive today.”
them – “aggressive? i think you mean heavy-like!”
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