Thomas Morris
the most caring, sweetest and kindest guy you would ever come across. he is genuinely perfection, he is gorgeous and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to go to specsavers. he is everything a girl could ask for and more. he is musically talented along with being a smart-rs- and a lazy sh-te.
thomas morris is one lazy -ss sh-te.
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don’t get into inter-office relationships. do not romance a co-worker. don’t get your loving where you get your paycheck. leave your private and personal life private. man: “i’m going to ask my new secretary out.” friend: “don’t get your honey where you get your money.”
- Doo Deuces
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when a series of men take turns dropping dumps on a wh-r-s face. theres not enough charmin in the world to wipe up that dirty wh-r-s face we doo-kkaked last night. how didn’t she get pink eye after the doo-kkake we gave her in taco night.
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- dookoo
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