Thomas The Train


a steam engine with a face? wtf were they smoking when they thought of that idea?
ew thomas the train!
nerdy little half-asian boy with a questionable s-xual orientation. often wears “tighty whites” in public and rides an orange bike. is obsessed with his new iphone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.
“last night in buz’s room, thomas the train was being way too twitchy. it must have been the caffeine again.”

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