thomson burner
1. grab erected d-ck
2. stick sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. stick as far as possible until the d-ck explodes from the finger blocking the c-m from escaping
4. the d-ck will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. then the severed d-ck will emit steam like a bunsen burner
6. then proceed to call it a thomson burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. then freestyle that sh-t
prepare dat d-ck it about to be demolished with the thomson burner!
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