thong berry
a thong berry is what happens when you think you’re done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your sk-nk floss.
i thought i was done leaking uterus jelly, so i wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.
i like capncrunch with thong berries
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