Thong Burn


when a thong leaves a rash in the b-ttcrack.
i have an irritating rash in my b-ttcrack from my thong.
when a thong leaves a burn, or rash in ur b-tt crack.
your b-tt crack burns from your thong
that moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your -ss crack and/or v-g-n- to burn.
“i pulled up my pants and gave myself thong burn.”

“wow i now have really bad thong burn!”

“i don’t like thongs for the risk of getting thong burn.”
what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your -ss can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.
someone should’ve told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. now she’s got an itchy case of thong burn and can’t go to the frat party with us.

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