Thonging


the simple art of removing a thong (footwear) and proceeding to use it as a melee weapon. can even be used in vehicular combat.
a typical example of thonging:

josh: “look at that weird-looking fella’ walking down the sidewalk with a shovel.”
tim: “quick, lean out the window and thong him good.”
the act of giving a thong wearing victim a wedgie.
girl: did you see that? some guy has just recieved such a thonging!
a game where thongs are thrown at others while only running on gr-ss…must jump over any other surface
i just cut my feet up thonging at the botanic gardens

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