Thorium

the most godd-mn mother f-cking fantastic element out there.

thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, thor. g-d of thunder. he had the biggest f-cking c-ck in the world. anything named after him has to be great or f-cking odin will come down from valhalla where he’s doing important odin sh-t and he will take a p-ss directly in your eye. you’ve been warned.
thorium, this sh-t is sweet. collided a f-cking neutron in that sh-t an the energy of the strong force is your b-tch.
you know. that sh-t that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
you know how much energy is released by that? a f-ck ton. that’s how much.
anyway, this sh-ts way better than uranium 235 and all it’s other isotopes.

thorium f-ckers. it’s waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to uranium few thousand years. it only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (still don’t touch it.) while uranium makes f-cking gamma radiation. that sh-t ionizes dna right outta your cells.
oh, did i mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) it can’t be used to make nuclear weapons.
thorium. power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. f-ck uranium in the -ss. thorium all the way.

also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. sh-t gets you high as sh-t for at least 5 hours. read about it erowid, good high.

good bye you beautiful beasts you, i hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. good bye.
picture thor, using his thunder c-ck to pound a hole in a giant hunk of uranium. then pictures him enacting the greatest bukkake of all time. that is what thorium, love.