thorned up
thorned up: like you’re thirsty and h-rny, a state of s-xual arousal that just won’t go away, and you’re all worked up and hot.
“he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today”
“f-ck man, im h-lla thorned up right now”
“he’s been all thorned up acting h-lla thirsty”
“i’ve been hard all day, d-mn i’m feelin thorned up”
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