Thornhurst
hick…don’t even have a post office
liek u have to drive 20 mins to the nearest grocery store.
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- thors nipple
the instance of which two cattle prods are attached to the nipples of a male or female during s-xual forplay then as the nipples are being electrified the apposing partner repeatedly slaps the other in the face with a s-xual toy or p-n-s what did you do last night performed the ultimate thors nipple
- Russian Cream
a popular drink among h-m- and bis-xual men and many women, similar to the white russian except the milk/cream is subst-tuted for sperm. often described as fruity and delicious with an acrid afterburn. “that russian cream tasted j-zz-tastic” “my mouth feels raw now but at least i’m satisfied.”
- Russian hammer time
when a male is about to -j-c-l-t- and he starts h-tting the woman on the head with his p-n-s until he comes. “dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!” ” yeah man i heard they went at it hard”
- Cuffed Hand Syndrome
a case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. a kiss -ss in so many words. usually can be found on misshapen chinese men. because of johnny’s cuffed hand syndrome, he is always getting special favors.
- RyanRhino
ryan james pearson, a commonly known neoseeker weapon known for his large knowledge of the military and an even larger p-n-s ryanrhino’s going to f-cking kill you. yes, you too, dogsbaby.