Thor’s Hammer

when a man’s p-n-s is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. if a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.
hey man, check out takamatsu! hot right? no reaction?! what, are you packin’ thor’s hammer down there or something?
a rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. smoking this strain will cause the smoker to p-ss out and awaken somewhere in norway.
“yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called thor’s hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy h-ll.

we rolled a blunt of the sh-t and p-ssed it back and forth, eventually i p-ssed out after the blunt was halfway done.

i woke up this morning and noticed i was cold as sh-t. then i noticed i wasn’t in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes i had on yesterday. i ran outside and after a little investigation i found out i’m in bergen, norway.”
when you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.
please dont do thor’s hammer on me.
i’m sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor’s hammer
1. a hammer symbol that heathens and asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their g-d, thor; much like christians wear a cross.

thor’s hammer is called mjolnir, and it is his weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. it strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to his hand. however, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. on stargate sg-1, thor’s hammer is a device that the asgard set up to protect the people of cimmeria from goa’uld interference.
1. i wear a thor’s hammer to show that i am an asatruar.

2. daniel jackson destroyed thor’s hammer in order to save teal’c.

the act of rubbing tiger balm on your p-n-s prior to having intercourse
she wasn’t very tight so i decided to break out thors hammer
a s-x act were a man dress up like thor. he then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. the women waits on all fours -ss up in the air.the man goes flying across the room fist in air. then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens -ss. thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.
my girlfriend as me to proform the thor’s hammer on her if i really loved her.
when you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. she is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.
“ha! i left thor’s hammer on some chick last night and dipped. i bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. i am a d-ck.”
sh-tting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the sh-t is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. also the person with the pillow case looks like thor.
“dude you looked like thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of sh-t…it was awesome!”

“thor’s hammer is awesome.”