thot air balloon
when a man farts in a woman’s v-g-n- until her stomach becomes bloated. once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her -ss, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.
bro!! i hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! she kept begging to be a thot air balloon but i was to nervous to fart.
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