Thotémon


also known as hoeémon

as special type of person(no matter the gender) that will emotionally destroy whilst having no self respect or decency-, sometimes a go getter(go getta–), sometimes not, can often be deceiving, whether intentional or not but nevertheless will leave you with a valuable lesson you can use to move in life, whether forward, backwards or other.

an evolving breed that can be caught in near wild gr-sses, the ability to lock one down will be subject to how big your house, wallets, status or bank accounts are.

-(subjective to moral code)
–(results may vary)
♪ i wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
to catch them is my real test
to train them is my cause
i will travel across the land
searching far and wide
teach pokémon to understand
the power that’s inside
thotémon (gotta catch ’em all), it’s you and me
i know it’s my destiny
you’re my best friend
in a world we must defend
thotémon (gotta catch ’em all), a heart so true
our courage will pull us through
you teach me, and i’ll teach you
thotémon
gotta catch ’em all!
gotta catch ’em all!
thot-é-mon! ♪

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