thotius primius

once a month each thot transforms into a giant raging monster. as the monster they seek the blood of their enemies to regain the blood that they lost. the thotius primius become real b-tches at this time, like i know you wanted kit kat and not snickers but they didn’t have any stop yelling at me jessica, i’m not crying shut up.
thot: i can’t have s-x now
him: why?
thot: cause it’s that time of the month…
him: thotius primius!! help!!!


him: why is my p-n-s bleeding?
him 2: oh no…thotius!!

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