thought braid


a verbal interweaving of ideas; typically used by pretentious professors to make their statements seem more significant.
“if i could, i’d like to weave a thought braid here for a moment…when a man is violent to a woman, he would like to control her. when a woman enacts violence on a man, she would like to escape.”

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