Thousand Dart Theory
the theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.
guy 1: “mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like lisa?”
guy 2: “it’s the thousand dart theory, man.”
guy 1: “what do you mean?”
guy 2: “just keep asking. eventually one you’re interested in will say yes. all the rest of them can do is say no.”
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