Thousand Elves
a nick name for menthol powder, such as gold bond powder, when applied to your scr-t-m. once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, “a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts.”
nick: d-mn it’s hot outside. i’m friggin melting…
steve: that’s why i always use the thousand elves! the forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of awesome!
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