Thousand Footer


a thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. she is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.
a thousand footer is:
short/buzzed hair
spiked jelled hair
manly walk
manly presence
face piercing (eyebrow, tongue)

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