thrashing the guitar
to m-st-rb-t-. to have a w-nk. to jerk off. referring to one’s p-n-s as a guitar and giving it a “thrashing” by jerking off.
“johnny was really thrashing the guitar last night!”
“hey baby, how about thrashing my guitar!?”
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