Threading the needle
when you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
andrew: man i was really threading the needle last night when i woke up to this weird dream about the cowboys.
jessie: d-mn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. woke me up out of a great sleep.
andrew: i thought i heard you wailing “oh no!” last night.
-j-c-l-t-ng into the end of someone else’s p-n-s.
last night, i caught gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.
the act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow sp-ce at distance . usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.
gamer : dude i was playing bad company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.
gamers friend : dude that’s called threading the needle your a bad -ss!!
while driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.
last night while driving i was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!
trying to have s-x while flaccid
“i was so drunk last night i was practically threading the needle with that girl.”
a person is taking a dump, and a person has to p-ss. so the person p-sses between the p–pers legs without splashing or dribbling.
last night i was so drunk i was threading the needle.
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