three bean carpet salad
when a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having s-x with a woman he sh-ts it all out in between her legs so it get’s mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her -ss-f-ck from behind untill he hits the -n-l nerve that disperses all the sh-t in your colin causing a m-ss sh-t-s-x-fest. then while he’s giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion s-x. usually resulting in a later day v-g-n-l infection.
john gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
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