Three.D.I.
three drinks in
that inevitable point of the evening (just past t.d.i.) where you turn into a tw-t. you are no longer awesome. you may as well go home. you realise that she has also drunk too much and all promises and expectation of filthy s-x are off the table. from this point on, you are treading water, hoping beyond hope that you can keep her from getting so p-ssed that you won’t even get a bl-wj-b when you get back. downhill is the only direction from here.
three.d.i. immediately follows t.d.i. and can sometimes precede r.f.g. (random fat girl)
dude 1: “dude, as soon as we get back, she said she’s gonna finally let me in the back door”
dude 2: “give it up dude, she’s three.d.i. – it’s just you and your hand tonight”
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