three finger brown
mordecai peter centennial “three finger” brown — world famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.
brian: man, this is the worst day ever…i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend….
hartzog- well you know what they say: …three finger brown!
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