three inch grip on a six inch turd


when you have to sh-t and half of it is already sticking out of your -ss. see also “prarie dog” “one in the chamber”
and “turtle head sticking out”
“yo dave i got a three inch grip on a six inch t-rd.” “get off the sh-tter or i will shart myself”.

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