three spank surprise
verb:
the act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one’s hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one’s finger into the r-ct-m.
“my boyfriend is such a prankster.”
“what did he do?”
” he pulled a three spank surprise.”
“what’s that?”
“all i can say is that there is no third spank.”
“oh…”
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