threesome ultimatum
a p-ssive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the “bad guy”. essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (gf) engage in a menage a trois with the gf’s cute friend. invariably, the gf will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. occasionally, however, the gf will -ssent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he’d be a total moron to dump his gf.
no matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.
i wanted to dump gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way i could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.
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