throat bagel


when a man wears a b-tton-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.
dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.

that shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?

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