throat burn
word of the day
throat burn is when you hiccup and laugh at the same time or when you haven’t been drinking a lot of water for a good amount of days.
son: “hey mom in the making of the movie, “the mall cop”, do you think the actual mall cop had a throat burn when he was asking the girl out on a date, but then got kicked by a horse?! ”
mom: “yes honey, i believe he was laughing before the horse kicked the hiccup right out of him”
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